A mini fridge in my room would make my...
Dec 16th
beebia:
(via thechocolatebrigade)
Dec 16th
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liveelaughlovee:
Hey Soul Sister - Train
Guilty pleasure. This song is so catchy.
Dec 16th
fuckyeahcupcakes:
(via handsremember)
Dec 16th
fuckyeahhousemd:
House: You test drive a car before you...
Dec 16th
fuckyeahhousemd:
Wilson: I’m sure it looked easier on...
Dec 16th
kari-shma:
(via *whimsical)
Dec 16th
fuckyeahcupcakes:
sleepysongbird:
i’m not sure why I tag...
Dec 16th
icanread:
(by personally)
Dec 16th
kari-shma:
Toad 1, 2, 3… (via Kelvin-KeL)
Dec 16th
kari-shma:
Castle in the Black (via Stuck in Customs)
Dec 16th
fuckyeahfoblyrics:
Yule shoot your eye out.
Dec 16th
Marquis May Prefer Nationals
Dec 16th
kari-shma:
Christmissy (via boopsie.daisy)
Dec 16th
(via liveelaughlovee)
Dec 16th
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It Feels Like Christmas - Muppets Christmas Carol movie
Dec 16th
I did a Google search of my Tumblr name and lo and behold,...
Dec 16th
My dad called me into his study today and told me that if I...
Dec 16th
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Hugh Laurie on Friends
Dec 15th
There also is a chance the Cubs could bring back Reed Johnson, who was not offered arbitration and...
Dec 15th
“been reading ur tweets lately. You are starting to sound...”
— my friend tweeted this @ me...
— my friend tweeted this @ me...
Dec 15th
Cubs Step Up in Pursuit of Marlon Byrd
Dec 15th
Joel Pineiro
brighteryellow: As for dollars, Stark tells us that Pineiro is believed to be seeking a four-year...
Dec 15th
Big Ten to Become the Big 12??
Dec 15th
I'm going to bed before 11.
So I think this means the world is ending soon. Plan accordingly.
Dec 15th
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Christmas Light Hero
This is freaking awesome. Someone turned their Christmas lights display into...
Dec 15th
Owen: How many 16 year old friends do you have?
Terry: She isn't 16.
Joe: Well she's certainly closer to 16 than 49. Now you're going to have to see the Twilight movies.
Terry: She isn't 16.
Joe: Well she's certainly closer to 16 than 49. Now you're going to have to see the Twilight movies.
Dec 15th
Dear knee that only hurts out in the cold,
I get it, I took a bad step and landed on you wrong. ...
Dec 15th
“You guys are like an overpaid pitcher on an underperforming...”
— President Obama to banking...
— President Obama to banking...
Dec 15th
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Christmas Shoes - Newsong
This song always makes me cry.
Dec 15th
Watch
Pirate on the Run - Pat Monahan
She woke up in a town made of quicksand Gets harder to move every...
Dec 14th
"I love you" is eight letters long.
So is “baseball”. Coincidence? I think not.
Dec 14th
Ryen: what channel are the hawks on?
me: probably WGN
Ryen: oh, you're not Lizz
me: probably WGN
Ryen: oh, you're not Lizz
Dec 14th
Joe Morgan thinks Jason Kendall is a...
thelizz: chroniclaughter: (via ciarrai84) Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. LOL. The fact that Joe Morgan...
Dec 14th
kelllli:
estephanieee:
anniele:
...
Dec 13th
Joe Morgan thinks Jason Kendall is a...
Dec 13th
Jason Kendall's Achilles heel is...
Dec 13th
thehighestheels:
sometimesitrains:
SCOTT if you see...
Dec 13th
exceptionallyread:
Lee Pace alert.
(I mean, that’s...
Dec 13th
I think our love for Sean Marshall...
thelizz: AHAHAHAHA IT’S PROBABLY MORE THAN THAT!
Dec 13th
I love him so much, IDEK!
Dec 13th
LOOK AT THIS BADASS MOFO.
Dec 13th
Okay SNL, we get it.
Tiger Woods had affairs. Yes, I know you haven’t had a broadcast since this came out. But...
Dec 13th
doublesteal:
Incredibly attractive, underage boy on SNL...
Dec 13th
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sixfourthree:
John Mayer - Half of My Heart I was born in the arms of imaginary friends Free to...
Dec 13th
kari-shma:
so cute | via:
Dec 12th
Number of Prominent Managers Set to...
Bobby Cox isn’t normally a one-word answer guy. But he wasn’t in a real expansive mood...
Dec 12th
COULD WE JUST TENDER CONTRACTS AND SIGN...
Dec 12th
418. Go Navy. Beat Army.
sixfourthree: ciarrai84: sixfourthree: ciarrai84: (via rulesformyunbornson) Normally I...
Dec 12th
418. Go Navy. Beat Army.
sixfourthree: ciarrai84: (via rulesformyunbornson) Normally I agree with everything on this...
Dec 12th
418. Go Navy. Beat Army.
(via rulesformyunbornson) Normally I agree with everything on this Tumblr but in this case,...
Dec 12th
When are you gonna realize it's just...
(via brighteryellow)
Dec 12th
Things that are better than hot...
None.
Dec 12th
(via fuckyeahdessert)
I love anything with strawberries.
Dec 12th
me: but i did manage to find a present for the little boy i babysit for, he’s going to be so...
Dec 12th
kari-shma:
What I need (via xdesx)
Dec 12th
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doublesteal:
(via shakesnfrys)
“Honey And The Moon” - Joseph Arthur
But right now Everything is...
Dec 12th
Isn't it ironic?
And who would have thought it figured?
Dec 12th
me: WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON Ryen: WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS ANYMORE
We probably say this to each...
Dec 12th
WIN.
Dec 12th
Hahahaha, that’s my Twitter name but close enough.
...
Dec 12th
Matt Wieters : Chuck Norris :: Jason...
Dec 12th
The OED added "giving Jason Kendall $6MM...
Dec 12th
Jason Kendall attempted to throw out a...
HAHAHAHA, ouch.
Dec 12th
3/3 Molina brothers agree that Jason...
Dec 12th
In 13 states, the penalty for walking...
via Keith Law
Dec 12th
Jason Kendall has so little power than...
baseballfacts: (via Keith Law)
Dec 12th
Karlie
doublesteal: ciarrai84: What are Big Bang Fridays? Sounds intriguing. LOL, just the usual...
Dec 12th
Karlie
What are Big Bang Fridays? Sounds intriguing.
Dec 12th
I believe it.
Dec 12th
AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Poor Royals.
Dec 12th
American Eagle sent me an email for an extra 30% off all...
Dec 11th
Forgot to mention that Brian McCann is...
thelizz: Justin Berg James Shields Brian McCann Randall David is not a beardception?
Dec 11th
YES.
Dec 11th
Big Mac Snack Wrap Coming to Chicago
Dec 11th
In case you guys were wondering what I do during the off...
Dec 11th
Scott Podsednik
cornerinfielder: Are you serious, Sabean? Unless Jim Hendry gets to him and offers him a bad...
Dec 11th
BAGGS (OUR BEAT WRITER) SAID THAT THERE’S AN OFFER FOR DERO TO COME TO THE GIANTS. IF HE...
Dec 11th
I love the way Wufoo sounds haha. OKAY SO HOW MUCH WOULD YOU HATE ME IF DERO SIGNED WITH THE...
Dec 10th
Ask Me Questions!
Dec 10th
Thing I Really Super Duper Dislike:
thehighestheels: When words with technical definitions are used pejoratively. Obviously, ‘gay’...
Dec 10th
So it’s kind of cold out today, yes?
Dec 10th
For Lizz and Ryen.
Also, he looks about 12 years old in...
Dec 10th
Wow, LA is expensive.
Watching House Hunters. This chick is looking for a condo and her price range is $400k to $450k,...
Dec 10th
thehighestheels:
Things I Bought For Myself Because I’m...
Dec 10th
“We don’t run away from our problems. The fact...”
— Crane Kenney on why the Cubs...
— Crane Kenney on why the Cubs...
Dec 9th
Would you guys still be my friends if I...
thehighestheels: ciarrai84: I’m mostly after it for the recipes, haha. And it’s $5 for a whole...
Dec 9th
Would you guys still be my friends if I...
I’m mostly after it for the recipes, haha. And it’s $5 for a whole year. So.
Dec 9th
Amazon.com has more $5 magazine subscriptions
Dec 9th
What's the difference between Tiger...
Santa stops at three Ho’s.
Dec 9th
Hi, my name is Kerry and I stay up until...
sometimesitrains: (via ciarrai84) Oh please, Kerry, try 4AM and then we’ll talk. Actually, a...
Dec 9th
Hi, my name is Kerry and I stay up until...
Dec 9th
WHY DOES THE GUY WHO LIVES ACROSS THE STREET THINK IT’S OKAY TO SNOWBLOW HIS DRIVEWAY AT 11:30...
Dec 9th
My friend’s sister follows me on Twitter. She also apparently has my tweets sent to her...
Dec 8th
Me, I want a hula hoop.
Dec 8th
Where. The fuck. Is. The snow.
brighteryellow: kayrutledge / theycallmezulu Out on my front lawn. I will gladly ship it all to...
Dec 8th
Yankees, Tigers, Dbacks discussing...
The D’Backs pushed for a blockbuster three-way deal with the Yankees and Tigers today, only to...
Dec 8th
Looper Interested in Pitching For the Cubs
Dec 8th
My place on the Cubs season ticket...
thehighestheels: In case you were wondering. I am #77,960. Also, the email with my season...
Dec 8th
“Ordering Team Creepo shirts tomorrow… shoot me a...”
— This was posted on my Facebook...
— This was posted on my Facebook...
Dec 8th
Dec 7th
Goal for next season: take more artsy...
Dec 7th
Someone on the HSN just called next year...
WTF is that even? You can’t put a zero in front of ten. You wouldn’t write October...
Dec 7th
Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my...
Dec 7th
thelizz:
My baseball team is pretty effin’ adorable!
...
Dec 7th
IDEK! Could they *be* any more awesome??
Dec 7th
“No, wait, I’m not 30.”
— Lizz
— Lizz
Dec 6th
“‘Go short, go hard, go home with a win’ - what is that,...”
— Kerry (via thehighestheels)
— Kerry (via thehighestheels)
Dec 6th
starsandsons:
cicconeyouthh:thefacesblur
Dec 5th
Meanwhile, in my house
sometimesitrains: I’ve pumped the heat up to a toasty 83. My mom will cut me when she gets the...
Dec 4th
Remember when I posted last night that...
sometimesitrains: ciarrai84: sometimesitrains: Well, it’s a whopping 1 degree now. BRB,...
Dec 4th
Remember when I posted last night that...
sometimesitrains: Well, it’s a whopping 1 degree now. BRB, getting my suntan lotion and bathing...
Dec 4th
So I kind of want to see if my mom or dad will take their...
Dec 4th
Cubs pick up Ronny Morla and Matt...
thehighestheels: Bay area people - how do you feel about losing these two? Morla:...
Dec 4th
Fake Jim Hendry Twitter
Dec 4th
I find it immensely funny that the SunTimes thought this was...
Dec 4th
I’m going to ignore the Ankiel platoon part but...
Dec 4th
Cubs and Cardinals lead chase for V. Padilla....
Dec 4th
Cubs trade Fox, Miles to Oakland
Dec 4th
Dear Amazon.com,
Riddle me this. If I ordered a movie from you a few weeks ago and it comes out...
Dec 3rd
Gus: Psych? As in “gotcha”? Shawn: Or as in psychic. Gus: You named your fake detective...
Dec 3rd
Sizemore Matters
biscuits_and_grady: OH MY GOD EVERYONE SIGN OFF, EVERYONE GET OFF OF THE INTERNET IMMEDIATELYMarteInTheUSA: oh god did eric wedge leave his computer with y2k still on it
Pronky_Kong: i can't get off the internet, this is the only place where people care about what i think about how pinkie sanchez knew the inverted chikara special!
biscuits_and_grady: I don't care, you have to get off now, there are semi-naked pictures of me on the internet.
Pronky_Kong: so what? who cares
MarteInTheUSA: Yeah, we see you naked all the time. You look like an action figure. You've even got the T-shaped pelvis
Pronky_Kong: yeah, where they mold it so you can still move the legs up and down
biscuits_and_grady: Yes, but these are compromising pictures I took for an undisclosed girlfriend/girlfriends over the last few years
Pronky_Kong: what, you mean like everybody else in the world
JetersNeverProsper: oh no that's a shame :*( I'd really like to help but I don't know how, maybe you should tell me where the pictures are so I can think of something
biscuits_and_grady: The worst part is that these pictures are clearly STOLEN from me, and I need to figure out who stole them
Pronky_Kong: it couldn't have been me, my computer has been broken for the last three seasons
MarteInTheUSA: and it couldn't have been anyone on the Indians, we don't have anyone left who can steal
Pronky_Kong: whats the big deal, you're a handsome guy in great shape, wait, you didn't do the jeff reed d**k cleavage thing did you
MarteInTheUSA: you aren't knee-deep in a Kardashian or anything, are you
biscuits_and_grady: no, no, it's nothing like that...
JetersNeverProsper: I just asked every single player on the Yankees if they had copies and nobody did.
Pronky_Kong: lol not even a-rod, i figured he'd have that sh** on his desktop
JetersNeverProsper: Alex said he had one, but he'd already photoshopped Grady into pegasus.
biscuits_and_grady: just sign off the internet and never come back, guys, this is the worst thing to ever happen to Cleveland
biscuits_and_grady: besides the river fire, the crippled economy, the last 100 years of sports history, the weather, and that guy who was raping ladies and turning them into insulation
Pronky_Kong: if i didn't quit the internet after that browns/lions game i'm not quitting it after this, hold please
Pronky_Kong: /googles "grady sizemore nude"
JetersNeverProsper: I already searched for that, I didn't find anything. Although the last time I searched for it was last week, so maybe they added something
Pronky_Kong: okay, here we go. /loads page, skims
Pronky_Kong: okay, so i'm gonna assume that your humiliation comes from being a jacked up athlete who can cover his entire junk with a mug
**Online Host**
JetersNeverProsper has left the chatroom.
Pronky_Kong: lol and in this one you're trying to bunch it all up and it looks like you've just got change in your pocket
biscuits_and_grady: aw hey come on
MarteInTheUSA: I like the ones where you're dressed like the guys from Stella
Pronky_Kong: is this your mom's bathroom? did you post these on /b/?
biscuits_and_grady: come on guys don't make fun of me, girls are always telling me that my d**k is big!
MarteInTheUSA: do you ever pay attention to the kind of girls who like you
Pronky_Kong: besides, if you really had a big d**k you wouldn't still be playing in cleveland
biscuits_and_grady: grrr, I just want to know who posted these... I can't even remember who I sent them to...
Pronky_Kong: well there's the one where you have your playmate ex-girlfriend's picture up, and you're all "ooh baby i'm so hot for you i'm gonna masturbate without pulling down my underwear"
ShaprioAndBallyhoo: ahem, does this sound familiar: "i just moved to the area and i think your hot - wanna chat? a/s/l/p"
biscuits_and_grady: CullenCravings91???
MarteInTheUSA: Oh, okay, that explains it, you just fell for one of Shapiro's tricks.
Pronky_Kong: he's got n00ds from all of us by now - one time he told me that eating 2 hot dogs on sugardale dollar dog night would be hot, so i did and was sick for eight months
MarteInTheUSA: one time he let me play four whole seasons without telling me i suck sh** at playing baseball
ShaprioAndBallyhoo: "oh grady take a picture in your ladies jeans, show me your steve from blues clues underwear"
**Online Host**
biscuits_and_grady has left the chatroom.
ShaprioAndBallyhoo: have I systematically destroyed the team yet
Pronky_Kong: pretty much
Dec 3rd
Comcast to Buy NBC Universal From GE
Dec 3rd
Cubs Shopping Miles, Maybe Fox
Dec 3rd
Still laughing.
doublesteal: EDWARD: Okay, LOOK. I am SICK OF YOU and your whining and your clinging and and your...
Dec 3rd
BIG TEN WINS THE BIG TEN/ACC...
I’m kind of super excited because this is the first time in its 11 year history that the Big...
Dec 3rd
WHY MUST YOU PEOPLE TORTURE ME LIKE THIS??
Dec 3rd
Listing of every Christmas/holiday TV special...
Dec 2nd
dreamincolorx:
rickankielsmustache:
Then there is that.
...
Dec 2nd
fuckyeahfoblyrics:
innamon:
I Slept With Someone In Fall...
Dec 2nd
kari-shma:
Emerald Flows (via elliot23)
Dec 2nd
I think I need to invest in some topcoat because my nail polish keeps chipping. I’ve never...
Dec 2nd
“Baseball isn’t something you love for a day or a week or a...”
— (via...
— (via...
Dec 2nd
Happy Birthday, Kerry!
jaysonvooyrhees: I was going to make you Cubs/cupcake graphic but unfortunately today has been...
Dec 2nd
chroniclaughter:
Oh, boy. I was already in love with the...
Dec 2nd
thelizz:
beebia:
daringtobegreat:
1967impala:
...
Dec 1st
i'm not the kind of person to believe...
sometimesitrains: flickflickflicker: but i am seriously running out of places to keep them. ...
Dec 1st
Dear Cubs,
All I want for my birthday is for you to resign Reed Johnson and Rich Harden. So if you...
Dec 1st
Now that I think about it, the fact that they keep letting...
Dec 1st
Patrick Sharp is Chicago's Sexiest Athlete
Dec 1st
I ALREADY TOLD YOU PERSONALLY, BUT HAPPY...
sixfourthree: thehighestheels: Weekend o’ fun is just around the corner! HAPPY BIRTHDAY...
Dec 1st
Derrick Rose won Sexiest Chicago...
thelizz: sixfourthree: ciarrai84: AND THE BULLS WERE NAMED CHICAGO’S SEXIEST TEAM?? IS THIS...
Dec 1st
I ALREADY TOLD YOU PERSONALLY, BUT HAPPY...
thehighestheels: Weekend o’ fun is just around the corner! THANKS BB! I AM SO EXCITED FOR...
Dec 1st
I WANT IT TO BE MY BIRTHDAY
trogdor: I WANT LUV VIA INTERNETS DUDE. YOU GET OPENING DAY AROUND YOUR BIRTHDAY. ISN’T...
Dec 1st
Awww, lots of dashboard love!
THANKS EVERYBODY!
Dec 1st
You mean to tell me someone else actually wanted Kevin Gregg...
Dec 1st